Tech glitches? Miscommunications? Random emotional spirals? Yep—Mercury’s at it again. This bold statement tee is for everyone who knows retrograde isn’t just an excuse... it’s a season. And you’re not just surviving it—you’re embracing the chaos with cosmic style.
Made from durable, heavy cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this shirt delivers comfort while letting everyone know why you’re canceling plans, double-checking emails, and protecting your peace.
Product features - Made from soft and smooth fabric, perfect for printing designs. - Features a classic fit with a crew neckline, suitable for casual or semi-formal occasions. - Twill tape on shoulder seams stabilizes the back and prevents stretching. - Ethically produced with 100% US cotton, ensuring sustainability and quality. - Dual printing techniques for crisp, detailed designs on the tee.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
