Tech glitches? Miscommunications? Random emotional spirals? Yep—Mercury’s at it again. This bold statement tee is for everyone who knows retrograde isn’t just an excuse... it’s a season. And you’re not just surviving it—you’re embracing the chaos with cosmic style.
Made from durable, heavy cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this shirt delivers comfort while letting everyone know why you’re canceling plans, double-checking emails, and protecting your peace.
Product features - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear - Shoulder tape reinforces and stabilizes seams - Durable double needle sleeve and bottom hem - Made from soft, strong 100% cotton fabric - Semi-fitted design for a flattering silhouette
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Do not tumble dry - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
